No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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