I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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