AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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