ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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