Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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