So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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