craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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