We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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