i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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