Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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