we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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