i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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