Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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