My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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