Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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