I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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