i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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