And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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