my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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