Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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