DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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