just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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