Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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