Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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