it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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