i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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