Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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