This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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