And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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