So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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