Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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