just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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