So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dicks are not precious.
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