Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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