WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize
