are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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