Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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