Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
sarcasm needs its own font
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
