i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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