Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He shit in the fireplace
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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