I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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