Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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