You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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