i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Bring me that man meat
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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