i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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