I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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