i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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