it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
