also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
