No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
